mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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"not my fat ass"

me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

ihavea1dbloghelp:

i wanna hold harry’s soft dick in the palm of my hand like a baby bird