People be wanting the character roster to be like
- Gryffindor: Do what is right
- Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
- Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
- Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.
Fuck this, I had to do a statics problem just like this last spring.
Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
whats the difference between a bottom and a power bottom
The graffiti reads: “I could only afford to buy a spray can and write: Happy birthday, son. I love you.”
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
The Ocarina of Time themed update for Hyrule Warriors
What kind of liars are all the signs?
mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
I see only the good, selective memory.