britney:

when you message somebody and it says “seen” and they don’t reply

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bunsen:

that moment when someone’s texting u and they delete what they were typing and u feel like they’re playing with ur feelings

spank my ass if you agree

(Source: fkabe)

onlinehumor:

"I like your outfit"

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(Source: what-mom)

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby