obligatori:

People be wanting the character roster to be like

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  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

habitualrogue:

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

Fuck this, I had to do a statics problem just like this last spring.

(Source: engineeringnow)


Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

(Source: secondquarterquell)

Anonymous asked:
whats the difference between a bottom and a power bottom

hedlunds:

this

and this


zaughty:

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manola-das-dorgas:

The graffiti reads: “I could only afford to buy a spray can and write: Happy birthday, son. I love you.”

(Source: elfacker)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

shutupaubrey:

Eye


ampharos:

The Ocarina of Time themed update for Hyrule Warriors

Anonymous asked:
What kind of liars are all the signs?

astro-chaos:

aries: impulsive liar

taurus: lies for personal, long-term gains

gemini: scatterbrained liar, manipulative liar

cancer: emotional gain liar 

leo: outer image liar, lies to exaggerate and play up their image

virgo: lies to push people out, lies to self as harsh criticism

libra: flirty liar, lies to please people

scorpio: lies to conceal parts of the truth, secretive liar

sagittarius: lies to avoid responsibility

capricorn: material gains liar

aquarius: lies to play up image, opportunist liar

pisces: manipulative liar, lies to induce pity and keep people close


icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(Source: 1985panties)


see only the good, selective memory.

(Source: iheartshakira)

(Source: factsofhell)